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The first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55630045348143,"sku":"MAK-CAN-8ZFGF","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-8ZFGF.jpg?v=1774171308"},{"product_id":"thirty-nine-is-last-year","title":"Thirty Nine Last","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Thirty nine is so last year, 40 is next.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55630061076783,"sku":"MAK-CAN-DNQVI","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-DNQVI.jpg?v=1774171337"},{"product_id":"forty-with-grey-pubes","title":"Forty Grey Pubes","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! 40 like 50 but with grey pubes and houseplants.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55630077722927,"sku":"MAK-CAN-OPCTX","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-OPCTX.jpg?v=1774171368"},{"product_id":"forty-ooh-la-la","title":"Ooh La La","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! 40! Ooh la la!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55630093877551,"sku":"MAK-CAN-EPH1R","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-EPH1R.jpg?v=1774171398"},{"product_id":"forty-and-still-a-twat","title":"Still A Twat","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! 40 and still a twat.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55630111244591,"sku":"MAK-CAN-ZMHBJ","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-ZMHBJ.jpg?v=1774171428"},{"product_id":"gorgeous-wife-forty","title":"Gorgeous Wife Forty","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Happy 40th birthday to my gorgeous wife\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55630127333679,"sku":"MAK-CAN-SF9VR","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-SF9VR.jpg?v=1774171458"},{"product_id":"retro-forty","title":"Retro Forty","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Happy 40th! You're not old you're retro.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55630144930095,"sku":"MAK-CAN-RY8X2","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-RY8X2.jpg?v=1774171489"},{"product_id":"old-forty","title":"Old Forty","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Forty. Old age is coming for all of us. 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Four tea today!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55630195982639,"sku":"MAK-CAN-ZPL26","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-ZPL26.jpg?v=1774171580"},{"product_id":"hit-forty","title":"Hit Forty","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Oops. You hit forty\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55630213349679,"sku":"MAK-CAN-4CNUA","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-4CNUA.jpg?v=1774171610"},{"product_id":"death-of-your-thirties","title":"Thirties Are Over","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! 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Happy 40th birthday\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55630302806319,"sku":"MAK-CAN-L5ANS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-L5ANS.jpg?v=1774171760"},{"product_id":"diagnosing-in-your-forties","title":"Diagnosing Forties","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Diagnosing in your 40's\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55630321123631,"sku":"MAK-CAN-JI47V","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-JI47V.jpg?v=1774171790"},{"product_id":"forty-rules","title":"Forty Rules","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! 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You've been evicted from your thirties. Please do not swear!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55630369947951,"sku":"MAK-CAN-WCBFA","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-WCBFA.jpg?v=1774171880"},{"product_id":"more-plucking","title":"More Plucking","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! You are 40 now, less fucking more plucking.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55630385611055,"sku":"MAK-CAN-QPONW","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-QPONW.jpg?v=1774171910"},{"product_id":"this-is-forty","title":"This Is Forty","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! This is 40. 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