{"title":"50th Birthday Candles","description":"\u003cp\u003eHalf a century. Let that land for a second.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFifty is the one where people start making speeches. Where someone pulls together old photos and everyone pretends they didn't get emotional. It's a milestone that earns a proper gift, not just another bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMakester 50th birthday candles come with messages worth keeping. Funny ones that lean into the \"vintage\" jokes. Tender ones from the kids. Honest ones that say what fifty actually feels like from the people who know them best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoy wax, thoughtful labels, and a gift that sticks around long after the party. Fifty, sorted.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"fifty-and-fabulous","title":"Fifty And Fabulous","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! On a scale of one to tena how excited are you about turning fifty and fabulous\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55644703260975,"sku":"MAK-CAN-ZTVLT","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-ZTVLT.jpg?v=1774196611"},{"product_id":"the-good-news","title":"The Good News","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! The bad news is you're 50 the good news is I'm not\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55644718694703,"sku":"MAK-CAN-8NEJ7","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-8NEJ7.jpg?v=1774196643"},{"product_id":"still-rocking-it","title":"Still Rocking It","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Still rocking it in 50!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55644734226735,"sku":"MAK-CAN-7EN1F","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-7EN1F.jpg?v=1774196673"},{"product_id":"farewell-to-forties","title":"Farewell To Forties","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! With deepest sympathy on the sad passing of your forties.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55644749922607,"sku":"MAK-CAN-U4COM","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-U4COM.jpg?v=1774196702"},{"product_id":"golden-years-ahead","title":"Golden Years Ahead","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Fifty. Old age is coming for all of us. But you're first, you old fucker!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55644764373295,"sku":"MAK-CAN-FZZU3","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-FZZU3.jpg?v=1774196732"},{"product_id":"hot-flash-fifty","title":"Hot Flash Fifty","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! 50 you're still hot it just comes in flashes now\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55644779446575,"sku":"MAK-CAN-1N59M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-1N59M.jpg?v=1774196762"},{"product_id":"grey-pube-club","title":"Grey Pube Club","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! 50! Welcome to the Grey Pube Club\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55644794421551,"sku":"MAK-CAN-P02WN","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-P02WN.jpg?v=1774196791"},{"product_id":"welcome-to-oldtown","title":"Welcome To Oldtown","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Welcome to Oldtown. Reduce your expectations now.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55644811886895,"sku":"MAK-CAN-RASMH","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-RASMH.jpg?v=1774196823"},{"product_id":"rate-your-fifty","title":"Rate Your Fifty","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! How would you rate being fifty? Great, rubbish, too drunk to care.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55644827484463,"sku":"MAK-CAN-8CFA0","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-8CFA0.jpg?v=1774196853"},{"product_id":"big-gay-fifty","title":"Big Gay Fifty","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Big gay 50th birthday hugs\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55644844065071,"sku":"MAK-CAN-R2RU3","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-R2RU3.jpg?v=1774196883"},{"product_id":"fine-like-whisky","title":"Fine Like Whisky","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! 50 today I'm not saying you're old... but if you were a whisky, you'd be really expensive!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55644860023087,"sku":"MAK-CAN-G6DEC","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-G6DEC.jpg?v=1774196913"},{"product_id":"happy-fifty-mon","title":"Happy Fifty Mon","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Happy 50th Mon Cherry\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55644875817263,"sku":"MAK-CAN-7U5XN","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-7U5XN.jpg?v=1774196944"},{"product_id":"life-and-death","title":"Life And Death","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Welcome to your 50s. That awkward moment between life and death.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55644893085999,"sku":"MAK-CAN-5779T","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-5779T.jpg?v=1774196973"},{"product_id":"retro-not-old","title":"Retro Not Old","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Happy 50th you're not old you're retro\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55644908716335,"sku":"MAK-CAN-158PY","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-158PY.jpg?v=1774197002"},{"product_id":"totally-rocking-fifty","title":"Totally Rocking Fifty","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! 50 and still totally rocking it\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55644926509359,"sku":"MAK-CAN-VX938","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-VX938.jpg?v=1774197033"},{"product_id":"fifty-brain-blank","title":"Fifty Brain Blank","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! You're 50 and you can remember all the song lyrics from 1982... so why can't you remember where you left your keys \u0026amp; phone?!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55644943155503,"sku":"MAK-CAN-ZQBWD","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-ZQBWD.jpg?v=1774197062"},{"product_id":"smooth-at-fifty","title":"Smooth At Fifty","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! 50 today? May your birthday be as smooth as your forehead.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55644960031023,"sku":"MAK-CAN-4XCL8","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-4XCL8.jpg?v=1774197091"},{"product_id":"you-hit-fifty","title":"You Hit Fifty","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Oops. You hit fifty\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55644978217263,"sku":"MAK-CAN-GJUSL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-GJUSL.jpg?v=1774197122"},{"product_id":"uncool-fifty","title":"Uncool Fifty","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! This is 50 one minute you're young, hip, and cool... the next you have one of these bad boys.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55644995617071,"sku":"MAK-CAN-P3U3A","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-P3U3A.jpg?v=1774197152"},{"product_id":"look-at-that","title":"Look At That","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Jesus, would you look at your age.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55645013016879,"sku":"MAK-CAN-Q5QIF","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-Q5QIF.jpg?v=1774197181"},{"product_id":"twenty-ninth-twenty-first","title":"Twenty-Ninth Twenty-First","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Let's celebrate the 29th anniversary of your 21st birthday.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55645030711599,"sku":"MAK-CAN-18HZY","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-18HZY.jpg?v=1774197211"},{"product_id":"days-count","title":"Days Count","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Eighteen thousand two hundred and sixty three days old, but who's counting. Happy 50th birthday.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55645048897839,"sku":"MAK-CAN-RSIGS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-RSIGS.jpg?v=1774197241"},{"product_id":"fifty-mistake","title":"Fifty Mistake","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Fifty? There must be some mistake.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55645066592559,"sku":"MAK-CAN-XU02I","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-XU02I.jpg?v=1774197270"},{"product_id":"oh-my-fifty","title":"Oh My Fifty","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Fifty oh fuckity fuck!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55645083762991,"sku":"MAK-CAN-VNKLP","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-VNKLP.jpg?v=1774197299"}],"url":"https:\/\/makester.co.uk\/collections\/50th-birthday-candles.oembed","provider":"Makester","version":"1.0","type":"link"}