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Seventy, sorted.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"fun-while-it-lasted","title":"Fun While Lasted","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! 70 it was fun while it lasted.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55729561698607,"sku":"MAK-CAN-AEZCJ","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-AEZCJ.jpg?v=1774360824"},{"product_id":"reverse-the-clock","title":"Reverse The Clock","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Seventy (age starts going backwards now)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55729574379823,"sku":"MAK-CAN-F6RRN","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-F6RRN.jpg?v=1774360856"},{"product_id":"brilliantly-beautiful","title":"Brilliantly Beautiful","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Experts say that 99% of people turning 70 this year are brilliant and beautiful. Congratulations on being part of the 1%.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55729586503983,"sku":"MAK-CAN-EL0R5","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-EL0R5.jpg?v=1774360887"},{"product_id":"seventy-and-fabulous","title":"Seventy And Fabulous","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Big 70 old bastard!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55729601610031,"sku":"MAK-CAN-NRRIF","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-NRRIF.jpg?v=1774360920"},{"product_id":"huge-number-birthday","title":"Huge Number Birthday","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Age is just a number... ...in your case, a huge one\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55729616683311,"sku":"MAK-CAN-S8XC9","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-S8XC9.jpg?v=1774360952"},{"product_id":"age-excuse-card","title":"Age Excuse Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Now you can say, 'I'm too old for this,' and actually get away with it!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55729631199535,"sku":"MAK-CAN-9J9AU","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-9J9AU.jpg?v=1774360985"},{"product_id":"seventy-and-spirited","title":"Seventy And Spirited","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! 70 and you're still a dickhead!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55729646403887,"sku":"MAK-CAN-6S1TH","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-6S1TH.jpg?v=1774361015"},{"product_id":"growing-up-optional","title":"Growing Up Optional","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Happy 70th time to grow up (please don't)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55729660657967,"sku":"MAK-CAN-PEVJ4","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-PEVJ4.jpg?v=1774361045"},{"product_id":"zimmer-time-seventy","title":"Zimmer Time Seventy","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! 70 today? It's Zzzimmer time!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55729676615983,"sku":"MAK-CAN-29UP4","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-29UP4.jpg?v=1774361077"},{"product_id":"senile-and-spirited","title":"Senile And Spirited","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Happy 70th bday! 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Great, rubbish, too drunk to care.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55729723834671,"sku":"MAK-CAN-X812P","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-X812P.jpg?v=1774361170"},{"product_id":"holy-seventy","title":"Holy Seventy","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Shit... You're 70!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55729739890991,"sku":"MAK-CAN-5D7TQ","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-5D7TQ.jpg?v=1774361201"},{"product_id":"seventy-years-young","title":"Seventy Years Young","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! It is better to be 70 years young than 40 years old.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55729754702127,"sku":"MAK-CAN-EAJKD","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-EAJKD.jpg?v=1774361232"},{"product_id":"seventies-shenanigans","title":"Seventies Shenanigans","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! 70, like 60 but with more tablets and falling over.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55729770201391,"sku":"MAK-CAN-AP2MO","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-AP2MO.jpg?v=1774361262"},{"product_id":"still-climbing-strong","title":"Still Climbing Strong","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! 70 still not over the hill! Plenty more to climb. 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Here's hoping your seventieth is the absolute bollocks\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55729830101295,"sku":"MAK-CAN-XI19W","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-XI19W.jpg?v=1774361384"},{"product_id":"days-young-seventy","title":"Days Young Seventy","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! 25550 days old but who's counting! Happy 70th birthday\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55729852907823,"sku":"MAK-CAN-V9CGU","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-V9CGU.jpg?v=1774361428"},{"product_id":"prehistoric-birthday-dad","title":"Prehistoric Birthday Dad","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! Dad... 70 is not old... 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That's got to be worth opening a decent bottle of wine for!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55729913823535,"sku":"MAK-CAN-XPQBL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-XPQBL.jpg?v=1774361556"},{"product_id":"selective-memory-seventy","title":"Selective Memory Seventy","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! You've seen it all, done it all and heard it all. You just can't remember it all!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55729934860591,"sku":"MAK-CAN-745FN","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image0_MAK-CAN-745FN.jpg?v=1774361602"}],"url":"https:\/\/makester.co.uk\/collections\/70th-birthday-candles.oembed","provider":"Makester","version":"1.0","type":"link"}