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I'd have made this funnier, but at your age there's a chance you'll piss yourself. Happy 90th birthday.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58358501572911,"sku":"MAK-CAN-4ZOXX","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image1NoBox_MAK-CAN-4ZOXX.jpg?v=1787392888"},{"product_id":"ninety-years-playing-full-deck","title":"Ninety Years Playing Full Deck","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! At 90 I'm still playing with a full deck. 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