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Almost 30!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55626102636847,"sku":"MAK-CAN-GMJ7J","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image1NoBox_MAK-CAN-GMJ7J.jpg?v=1774164282"},{"product_id":"nineties-baby","title":"Nineties Baby","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! 1996 baby 2026 dickhead Happy 30th Birthday\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Makester","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55626121707823,"sku":"MAK-CAN-0BWOG","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7780\/0495\/files\/Image1NoBox_MAK-CAN-0BWOG.jpg?v=1774164313"},{"product_id":"panic-button","title":"Panic Button","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle says! 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