{"title":"Rude Christmas Gifts","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere is always one person at Christmas who finds the line and cheerfully steps over it. Their ideal gift is not a safe seasonal message but something sharp, sweary and just inappropriate enough to be read aloud after lunch. It works because everyone knows the rudeness is part of the affection, even if one relative needs a warning first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePick the label design that matches their tolerance for bad language. The 220g soy wax candle burns for 40+ hours, is hand-labelled in the UK and comes gift-ready. Need to lower the volume? \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-christmas-gifts\"\u003eFunny Christmas candles\u003c\/a\u003e keep the laugh without going as far. For the same humour outside December, try \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/rude-secret-santa-gifts\"\u003erude candles\u003c\/a\u003e. If a gentler festive message feels right, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-gifts\"\u003eChristmas candles\u003c\/a\u003e keep the language warm.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[],"url":"https:\/\/makester.co.uk\/collections\/rude-christmas-gifts.oembed","provider":"Makester","version":"1.0","type":"link"}