Rude & Swearing Candles

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Dogs Are FavouritesDogs Are Favourites
Dogs Are Favourites Sale price£16.99
You’re Mine RudeYou’re Mine Rude
You’re Mine Rude Sale price£16.99
Wise WomanWise Woman
Wise Woman Sale price£16.99
Brilliant You AreBrilliant You Are
Brilliant You Are Sale price£16.99
Two DeerTwo Deer
Two Deer Sale price£16.99
Punching Stupid PeoplePunching Stupid People
Punching Stupid People Sale price£16.99
Patience Of A SaintPatience Of A Saint
Patience Of A Saint Sale price£16.99
Calm The F DownCalm The F Down
Calm The F Down Sale price£16.99
Feeling TwinklyFeeling Twinkly
Feeling Twinkly Sale price£16.99
Burning Candles FireBurning Candles Fire
Burning Candles Fire Sale price£16.99
I'm So FabulousI'm So Fabulous
I'm So Fabulous Sale price£16.99
You Are Amazing RudeYou Are Amazing Rude
You Are Amazing Rude Sale price£16.99
Here For You StormsHere For You Storms
Here For You Storms Sale price£16.99
Mouse BummedMouse Bummed
Mouse Bummed Sale price£16.99
MenopausalMenopausal
Menopausal Sale price£16.99
Stuff DisappearsStuff Disappears
Stuff Disappears Sale price£16.99
Secret Santa ScrabbleSecret Santa Scrabble
Secret Santa Scrabble Sale price£16.99
Alexa Send Christmas CandleAlexa Send Christmas Candle
Alexa Send Christmas Candle Sale price£16.99
Friends Like CondomsFriends Like Condoms
Friends Like Condoms Sale price£16.99
Can't Be ChristmasCan't Be Christmas
Can't Be Christmas Sale price£16.99
He Is RudeHe Is Rude
He Is Rude Sale price£16.99
Roll On SummerRoll On Summer
Roll On Summer Sale price£16.99
Put Out For SantaPut Out For Santa
Put Out For Santa Sale price£16.99

Rude

Sick of plain, polite gifts? Our Rude candles are here to shake things up by combining a cosy glow with a big dose of attitude and a few choice swear words. 

These aren’t your average, boring candle gifts. Ours tell it like it is with a little humour and a lot of sass. Perfect for when you just need to let the world know how you really feel, but without getting in any trouble.

Whether it’s for your brutally honest bestie, the Mum or Dad who love to vent, or anyone who’s not afraid to drop a few F-bombs, we’ve got you covered.

We also have a special range of rude and swearing Christmas candles, if your friends and family like the unconventional, or maybe even a funny Secret Santa gift to give everyone a good laugh.

Ideal for gifting or keeping for yourself, our funny rude candles are the perfect way to add a little personality (and profanity) to any space.