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Menopausal

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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.

Specifications
Wax
100% soy
Vessel
Hand-blown glass
Burn time
40 hours
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g

The warning is right there on the label: ‘menopausal, annoy me at your own risk’, under a furious cartoon woman gripping a spiked club. It is a joke that lands with anyone going through it, so give it to a friend, a sister or a colleague who has earned the right to say exactly that out loud.

What the label says

Menopausal. Annoy me at your own risk.
makester · luxury hand poured candle
Our reviews

2,057 glowing reviews.

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Frequently asked questions

Your candle questions answered.

How does the multi-buy work?
Your first candle is £20, your second is £15, your third is £10, and your fourth is just £5. That is four candles for £50 instead of £80, taken off automatically in your basket.

Mix any designs and any occasions you like. Every candle after the fourth is £5 too, so eight candles is £70.

When will my order arrive?
Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday are sent the same day. Delivery is free on orders over £25, and you’ll see the available delivery options at checkout. Delivery dates are estimates, so please allow extra time during busy periods.
Can I send it straight to the recipient?
Yes. Enter their address as the delivery address at checkout. The candle arrives in its own presentation tube.
Can I change the wording on the label?
No. Our labels are printed exactly as shown on the product page.
What if my candle arrives damaged?
Email support@makester.co.uk with your order number and a photo of the damage. We’ll arrange a replacement.
What's in the glass?
The scent
Madagascan vanilla & jasmine
40hrs
Burn time
100%
Soy wax
220g
Weight
Wax
100% soy wax
Vessel
Glass
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm

The warning is right there on the label: ‘menopausal, annoy me at your own risk’, under a furious cartoon woman gripping a spiked club. It is a joke that lands with anyone going through it, so give it to a friend, a sister or a colleague who has earned the right to say exactly that out loud.