Christmas Gifts for Parents

Buying for both your parents at once? You're in the right place. Whether they still do the whole Christmas properly, have downsized to a quiet one, or simply want you home, there's a candle here that says it.

Fancy a dig? 'Merry Christmas mum and dad, from your least annoying child' and 'from your only child that matters' are the ones that start an argument at the table. Something warmer? There are just as many, including 'no sprout about it, you are the best parents ever'.

One present between them, or one each and this on the side. Pick the one that sounds like your lot.