Christmas Gifts for Dad

Buying for a dad who insists he doesn't want anything? You're in the right place. 'Merry Christmas Dad, from your least disappointing child' is the one that gets the biggest reaction on the day.

Want the dad joke? There's a voucher for '1 hour free tech support', and one that marks his chair so nobody else can sit in it. Something warmer? 'Dad, no one measures up to you' and a festive toast to him are both here.

Under the tree, in the stocking, or opened before he falls asleep in the chair. See which one sounds like your dad.