





Least Disappointing Child
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For the dad who keeps score of which child rang him last: bold capitals wish him 'MERRY CHRISTMAS DAD!' with a neat rule beneath, then the punchline claim 'FROM YOUR LEAST DISAPPOINTING CHILD'. Ideal from a son or daughter with siblings to outrank, whether it goes under the tree, into his stocking or on the table as a Secret Santa laugh at the family do. Cheeky enough to earn an eye roll, warm enough that he keeps it.
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Mix any designs and any occasions you like. Every candle after the fourth is £5 too, so eight candles is £70.
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For the dad who keeps score of which child rang him last: bold capitals wish him 'MERRY CHRISTMAS DAD!' with a neat rule beneath, then the punchline claim 'FROM YOUR LEAST DISAPPOINTING CHILD'. Ideal from a son or daughter with siblings to outrank, whether it goes under the tree, into his stocking or on the table as a Secret Santa laugh at the family do. Cheeky enough to earn an eye roll, warm enough that he keeps it.





