Love Gifts

Want to tell someone you love them without buying roses again? This is the place for it. The range runs from ‘8 billion people on this planet and you're my favourite’ to ‘you're stuck with me now (and no refund)’.

Feeling soppy? ‘I met you, I liked you, I loved you, I'm keeping you’ says it in four moves. Rather make them laugh? There's love ‘even though you load the dishwasher wrong’, and a few properly rude ones, so check the label before it goes to your nan.

Anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or a plain Tuesday. Pick the one that sounds like the two of you.