Birthday Gifts for Friend

A friend's birthday and you want more than a card? You're in the right place. 'Here's to another year of us laughing at our own jokes, dealing with stupid people and keeping each other sane' is the one that gets nodded at.

Buying for a mate? 'One year older, one year balder' is waiting for him. For her, 'Birthday Woman, because your days of being called a girl are long gone'. Want it sincere instead? There are warm ones about what the friendship is worth, and the words are already written.

The pub, the card table, or posted to whichever city they moved to. See which one sounds like your lot.