40th Birthday Gifts for Best Friend

Your best friend hits 40 and you want to enjoy it properly? You're in the right place. 'Bestie, the bad news is you're 40. The good news is I'm not' sets the tone.

Going in hard? 'With deepest sympathy on the sad passing of your thirties' and 'May your birthday be as smooth as your forehead' are both here. Something kinder? '40 is the number of years the world has been enjoying you' means it, and 'Life be-gins at 40' splits the difference.

The party, the meal, or the present the whole group signs for. See which one your friend would laugh hardest at.