Rude Secret Santa Gifts

A rude gift only works when you know exactly who will open it and exactly how they will take it. For the friend, partner or sibling whose affection is built on fearless teasing, a bold joke can get the laugh that a polite present never would. Keep it for the person who will enjoy the joke and probably show everyone else.

Each gift-ready candle is hand-labelled in the UK, contains 220g of soy wax and gives 40+ hours of burn time. If birthday teasing is part of the friendship, rude birthday candles can join the joke. A festive table where nobody is easily shocked may suit rude Christmas candles. For a partner who appreciates fearless honesty, rude anniversary candles keep the tone familiar.