Rude Christmas Gifts

Need a Christmas gift with a bit of a mouth on it? You are in the right place, whether it is for secret Santa, a sibling, or someone who has been sarcastic since December began.

Doing secret Santa? Plenty of these are made for it, like ‘Your secret Santa thinks you're a twat’ and ‘Alexa, send that dickhead a Christmas candle’. Buying for family? There are just as many that are rude and fond together, including ‘Merry Christmas from your little sh*t, that's me’.

Stockings, the office secret Santa, or the table on the day. Someone else already wrote it, so you just watch them read it. See which one sounds like you.