Merry Christmas Massive Prick
4.7 · 2,056 store reviewsBy soon · free delivery £50+
This candle says: Sister, merry Christmas you massive prick!
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For the sister who gives as good as she gets: the label wishes her ‘merry Christmas you massive prick’ over a cartoon cactus in a terracotta pot, gold star wonkily perched on top and sparkles all around. The prickly joke lands exactly as intended. Slip it under the tree, use it as a Secret Santa hit at the family do, or send it as a stocking filler to a sister who’d find anything sentimental deeply suspicious.
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For the sister who gives as good as she gets: the label wishes her ‘merry Christmas you massive prick’ over a cartoon cactus in a terracotta pot, gold star wonkily perched on top and sparkles all around. The prickly joke lands exactly as intended. Slip it under the tree, use it as a Secret Santa hit at the family do, or send it as a stocking filler to a sister who’d find anything sentimental deeply suspicious.