Merry Christmas Massive Prick
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For the sister you can insult freely and still buy a present for: a grinning little cactus, draped in multicoloured fairy lights with a sparkling star on top, sits above the words ‘merry Christmas you massive prick’. It’s the sort of thing that gets opened in front of the whole family and gets a snort rather than a gasp. Ideal for a Secret Santa swap between siblings, a stocking filler, or the main event under the tree.
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For the sister you can insult freely and still buy a present for: a grinning little cactus, draped in multicoloured fairy lights with a sparkling star on top, sits above the words ‘merry Christmas you massive prick’. It’s the sort of thing that gets opened in front of the whole family and gets a snort rather than a gasp. Ideal for a Secret Santa swap between siblings, a stocking filler, or the main event under the tree.
