Birthday Gifts for Granny

It's your granny's birthday and you would like to get it right? You're in the right place. 'Never grow up, Gran. Drink champagne on a spacehopper' is the one that gets laughed at first.

Fancy teasing her? 'My favourite grandchild bought me this candle' settles the family question on her behalf. Something warmer? 'Great mums get promoted to grandma' says thank you without a speech, and she is covered as nan, nanny, grandma or gran.

The birthday tea, a card and a drop-in, or posted with the phone call to follow. See which one sounds like her.