Festive Dog Gifts

Sorting a Christmas present for a dog household? You're in the right place. Every label is a festive dictionary definition of a breed, and they know their subjects: the Black Labrador is ‘half dog, half hoover’, the Basset Hound ‘the festive floor mop’.

Find their breed and the definition does the rest, from ‘Santa's little scent hound’ (the Beagle, obviously) to the Border Collie, ‘equal parts dog and Christmas elf’. The dog on the label wears the Santa hat so nobody else has to.

Secret Santa, a stocking filler, or the main present from the dog itself. Find their breed and you're done.