Funny Brother Gifts

Buying for a brother who would rather laugh than be told he's wonderful? You're in the right place. 'Total legend, diamond geezer, top bloke, my brother' is the warmest one here, and it still sounds like something you would actually say.

Want to wind him up? 'I think me being your sister is enough of a gift, you're welcome' is there for exactly that. Keeping it light? 'Hey bruv, I got you a candle' is as straightforward as gift-giving gets.

His birthday, Christmas, or no occasion beyond making him laugh. Have a look and pick the one that sounds like you.