Funny Mother's Day Gifts

Want a Mother's Day gift that gets a laugh before it gets a hug? You're in the right place. The video-call generation gets ‘Mum, I love staring at your forehead when you call me’; the grateful get ‘thanks for being the kind of mum I don't have to talk to my therapist about’.

Early-years honesty? ‘Mummy, thanks for wiping my bum.’ And for the mum planning her revenge, one label has her chuckling ‘as she sailed off in her children's inheritance’. The punchline is printed; you just sign the card.

Mother's Day morning, breakfast in bed, or handed over at the pub lunch. Pick the one that sounds like your mum's sense of humour.