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Absolute Pair Of Morons

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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.

Specifications
Wax
100% soy
Vessel
Hand-blown glass
Burn time
40 hours
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g

For the parents whose marriage is a running joke you’re all in on: the hand-lettered speech bubbles call them ‘an absolute pair of morons for putting up with each other for so long’. It’s a cheeky anniversary gift from grown-up kids who’d never manage a soppy card, and it works just as well for a silver or ruby milestone. Give it over Sunday lunch and watch them both claim it’s about the other one.

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Your candle questions answered.

How does buy 2, get 1 free work?
Every candle is £16.99. Buy any 2 and the 3rd one is free. Mix any designs. It works for every 3 candles in your basket, and comes off by itself.
When will my order arrive?
Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday are sent the same day. Delivery is £3.99 for one candle and free on 2 or more, and you’ll see the available delivery options at checkout. Delivery dates are estimates, so please allow extra time during busy periods.
Can I send it straight to the recipient?
Yes. Enter their address as the delivery address at checkout. The candle arrives in its own presentation tube.
What does this label say?
Happy anniversary mum & dad, an absolute pair of morons for putting up with each other for so long.
What's in the glass?
The scent
Madagascan vanilla & jasmine
40hrs
Burn time
100%
Soy wax
220g
Weight
Wax
100% soy wax
Vessel
Glass
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm

For the parents whose marriage is a running joke you’re all in on: the hand-lettered speech bubbles call them ‘an absolute pair of morons for putting up with each other for so long’. It’s a cheeky anniversary gift from grown-up kids who’d never manage a soppy card, and it works just as well for a silver or ruby milestone. Give it over Sunday lunch and watch them both claim it’s about the other one.