Free delivery over £25

Best Girlfriend Except Snoring

Get it by soon if you order by 4pm

Buy more and save

Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.

Specifications
Wax
100% soy
Vessel
Hand-blown glass
Burn time
40 hours
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g

For the girlfriend who’s heard every one of your jokes and still laughs: this one calls her the best ever, then adds the small print, ‘except when you’re snoring and farting’. Hand-lettered marker doodles, a sprig of holly and sparkle dashes keep it festive while the punchline does the teasing. Slip it under the tree, tuck it into her stocking, or hand it over at the first Christmas you’ve spent living together.

More candles for Girlfriend

All 17

2,060 glowing reviews.

4.7 out of 5

Your candle questions answered.

How does the multi-buy work?
Your first candle is £20, your second is £15, your third is £10, and your fourth is just £5. That is four candles for £50 instead of £80, taken off automatically in your basket.

Mix any designs and any occasions you like. Every candle after the fourth is £5 too, so eight candles is £70.

When will my order arrive?
Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday are sent the same day. Delivery is free on orders over £25, and you’ll see the available delivery options at checkout. Delivery dates are estimates, so please allow extra time during busy periods.
Can I send it straight to the recipient?
Yes. Enter their address as the delivery address at checkout. The candle arrives in its own presentation tube.
What does this label say?
Merry Christmas to the best girlfriend ever. Except when you're snoring and farting.
What's in the glass?
The scent
Madagascan vanilla & jasmine
40hrs
Burn time
100%
Soy wax
220g
Weight
Wax
100% soy wax
Vessel
Glass
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm

For the girlfriend who’s heard every one of your jokes and still laughs: this one calls her the best ever, then adds the small print, ‘except when you’re snoring and farting’. Hand-lettered marker doodles, a sprig of holly and sparkle dashes keep it festive while the punchline does the teasing. Slip it under the tree, tuck it into her stocking, or hand it over at the first Christmas you’ve spent living together.