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Conspiracy Theorists Walk In
Arrives gift-ready, presented in luxury gift packaging
40 hours of burn: light it every evening and it is still going weeks later
100% cotton wick and soy wax, poured by hand, burns clean and even
Scent notes: Madagascan vanilla, sugared almond and jasmine
A large luxury candle, 10cm tall and 7cm wide
Makester candles: a candle for every occasion

Conspiracy Theorists Walk In

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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.

Specifications
Wax
100% soy
Vessel
Hand-blown glass
Burn time
40 hours
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g

For the friend who forwards you 3am videos and connects every dot on the board: the label sets up three conspiracy theorists walking into a bar, then lands on ‘There’s no way that’s just a coincidence!’ It’s a birthday or Secret Santa gift for the mate who’s never once accepted an official explanation, or the dad who watches documentaries with a notepad. Give it knowing they’ll say the joke proves their point.

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Your candle questions answered.

How does the multi-buy work?
Your first candle is £20, your second is £15, and every candle after that is £10, taken off automatically in your basket.

Mix any designs and any occasions you like.

When will my order arrive?
Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday are sent the same day. Delivery is free on orders over £25, and you’ll see the available delivery options at checkout. Delivery dates are estimates, so please allow extra time during busy periods.
Can I send it straight to the recipient?
Yes. Enter their address as the delivery address at checkout. The candle arrives in its own presentation tube.
What does this label say?
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. There's no way that's just a coincidence!
What's in the glass?
The scent
Madagascan vanilla & jasmine
40hrs
Burn time
100%
Soy wax
220g
Weight
Wax
100% soy wax
Vessel
Glass
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm

For the friend who forwards you 3am videos and connects every dot on the board: the label sets up three conspiracy theorists walking into a bar, then lands on ‘There’s no way that’s just a coincidence!’ It’s a birthday or Secret Santa gift for the mate who’s never once accepted an official explanation, or the dad who watches documentaries with a notepad. Give it knowing they’ll say the joke proves their point.