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Deaf To The Moaning

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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.

Specifications
Wax
100% soy
Vessel
Hand-blown glass
Burn time
40 hours
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g

A birthday gift for the wife who gives as good as she gets: bold type frames ‘WIFE’ with decorative lines, then delivers the joke about growing old together, going deaf and finally not hearing the moaning, with a sheepish ‘Oh.... Happy Birthday’ tacked on at the end. Ideal from a husband who knows the eye roll is coming and wants it anyway, whether it’s a milestone birthday or just another year of putting up with each other.

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How does the multi-buy work?
Your first candle is £20, your second is £15, and every candle after that is £10, taken off automatically in your basket.

Mix any designs and any occasions you like.

When will my order arrive?
Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday are sent the same day. Delivery is free on orders over £25, and you’ll see the available delivery options at checkout. Delivery dates are estimates, so please allow extra time during busy periods.
Can I send it straight to the recipient?
Yes. Enter their address as the delivery address at checkout. The candle arrives in its own presentation tube.
What does this label say?
Wife I can't wait to grow old with you because then I'll be deaf and won't be able to hear you moaning all the time! (Oh.... Happy Birthday)
What's in the glass?
The scent
Madagascan vanilla & jasmine
40hrs
Burn time
100%
Soy wax
220g
Weight
Wax
100% soy wax
Vessel
Glass
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm

A birthday gift for the wife who gives as good as she gets: bold type frames ‘WIFE’ with decorative lines, then delivers the joke about growing old together, going deaf and finally not hearing the moaning, with a sheepish ‘Oh.... Happy Birthday’ tacked on at the end. Ideal from a husband who knows the eye roll is coming and wants it anyway, whether it’s a milestone birthday or just another year of putting up with each other.