Deaf To The Moaning
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This candle says: Wife I can't wait to grow old with you because then I'll be deaf and won't be able to hear you moaning all the time! (Oh.... Happy Birthday)
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
A birthday gift for the wife who gives as good as she gets: bold type frames ‘WIFE’ with decorative lines, then delivers the joke about growing old together, going deaf and finally not hearing the moaning, with a sheepish ‘Oh.... Happy Birthday’ tacked on at the end. Ideal from a husband who knows the eye roll is coming and wants it anyway, whether it’s a milestone birthday or just another year of putting up with each other.
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A birthday gift for the wife who gives as good as she gets: bold type frames ‘WIFE’ with decorative lines, then delivers the joke about growing old together, going deaf and finally not hearing the moaning, with a sheepish ‘Oh.... Happy Birthday’ tacked on at the end. Ideal from a husband who knows the eye roll is coming and wants it anyway, whether it’s a milestone birthday or just another year of putting up with each other.
