Dirty Thirty Tired
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This candle says: I dunno about you but I'm feelin' 30 and I'm fucking knackered.
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
The song lyric gets a rewrite: ‘I dunno about you but I’m feelin’ 30’, followed by a blunt and unprintable verdict on how thirty actually feels. A woman in a black hat and red sunglasses fronts it. A thirtieth birthday gift for the friend whose big night out now finishes before midnight.
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The song lyric gets a rewrite: ‘I dunno about you but I’m feelin’ 30’, followed by a blunt and unprintable verdict on how thirty actually feels. A woman in a black hat and red sunglasses fronts it. A thirtieth birthday gift for the friend whose big night out now finishes before midnight.
