Eightieth: It Just Aches
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This candle says: 80. It's just a number. But it fucking aches.
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For the 80 year old who’d rather laugh than be told they don’t look it: ‘80. It’s just a number. But it fucking aches.’ sits above a purple cat mid stretch, working out the same creaks. A cheeky one for grandad, nan, mum or dad on the big birthday, or from mates who’ve known each other far too long to bother being polite about it now.
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For the 80 year old who’d rather laugh than be told they don’t look it: ‘80. It’s just a number. But it fucking aches.’ sits above a purple cat mid stretch, working out the same creaks. A cheeky one for grandad, nan, mum or dad on the big birthday, or from mates who’ve known each other far too long to bother being polite about it now.





