Excellent Review
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This candle says: "Excellent. Hot, funny, gives the best cuddles. Lost 1 star for farts."
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
Someone has left their partner a review: ‘Hot, funny, gives the best cuddles. Lost 1 star for farts.’, marked four stars out of five on the label. Give it as a Valentine’s, birthday or anniversary present to a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife with a sense of humour about themselves. The missing star is the whole joke.
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Someone has left their partner a review: ‘Hot, funny, gives the best cuddles. Lost 1 star for farts.’, marked four stars out of five on the label. Give it as a Valentine’s, birthday or anniversary present to a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife with a sense of humour about themselves. The missing star is the whole joke.
