Fiftieth Birthday Old Bastard
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This candle says: 50 ooops! Commiserations on being an old bastard.
Buying for a few people? Any 4 candles, £50.
Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For the mate who’s hit fifty and would rather be roasted than fussed over: a comic book burst of red and yellow behind a big white ‘50’, with the punchline ‘Commiserations on being an old bastard’ printed underneath. Hand it over at the pub, wrap it up for a brother, uncle or long-suffering colleague, or slip it onto the table at the big half-century party. Cheeky, loud and best given by someone who’ll get away with it.
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For the mate who’s hit fifty and would rather be roasted than fussed over: a comic book burst of red and yellow behind a big white ‘50’, with the punchline ‘Commiserations on being an old bastard’ printed underneath. Hand it over at the pub, wrap it up for a brother, uncle or long-suffering colleague, or slip it onto the table at the big half-century party. Cheeky, loud and best given by someone who’ll get away with it.
