Fifty Is Not Thirty
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This candle says: Happy 50th. Someone told me that 50 is the new 30. Lying... fucking... bastard.
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For the friend who’s hit fifty and would rather be laughed at than fussed over: the label calls out the old chestnut that ‘50 is the new 30’, then dismantles it in three unrepeatable words, beneath a striped birthday cake with three lit candles. Hand it to a brother, a best mate or a colleague who trades insults as affection, at the pub, the party or across the office desk.
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For the friend who’s hit fifty and would rather be laughed at than fussed over: the label calls out the old chestnut that ‘50 is the new 30’, then dismantles it in three unrepeatable words, beneath a striped birthday cake with three lit candles. Hand it to a brother, a best mate or a colleague who trades insults as affection, at the pub, the party or across the office desk.
