Grater Midwife
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This candle says: YOU COULDN’T FIND A GRATER MIDWIFE
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
Some thank-yous need to land harder than a card, and this one goes for a laugh: the label reads ‘you couldn’t find a grater midwife’, under a cartoon cheese grater and a cheerful little wedge of cheese. Give it from new parents on the way out of the ward, or as a retirement present after decades of night shifts.
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Some thank-yous need to land harder than a card, and this one goes for a laugh: the label reads ‘you couldn’t find a grater midwife’, under a cartoon cheese grater and a cheerful little wedge of cheese. Give it from new parents on the way out of the ward, or as a retirement present after decades of night shifts.




