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Keep It Quiet

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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.

Specifications
Wax
100% soy
Vessel
Hand-blown glass
Burn time
40 hours
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g

For the centenarian with a wicked sense of humour, this one goes straight in with ‘I’d be keeping that sh*t quiet’, flanked by the red 100 emoji and a couple of very loud exclamation marks. It’s the cheeky alternative to another fuss-free card at a 100th birthday party, whether it’s from grandchildren, great-grandchildren or the friend who’s known them since school. Bold, blunt and far more fun than a bouquet.

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Your candle questions answered.

How does the multi-buy work?
Your first candle is £20, your second is £15, your third is £10, and your fourth is just £5. That is four candles for £50 instead of £80, taken off automatically in your basket.

Mix any designs and any occasions you like. Every candle after the fourth is £5 too, so eight candles is £70.

When will my order arrive?
Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday are sent the same day. Delivery is free on orders over £25, and you’ll see the available delivery options at checkout. Delivery dates are estimates, so please allow extra time during busy periods.
Can I send it straight to the recipient?
Yes. Enter their address as the delivery address at checkout. The candle arrives in its own presentation tube.
What does this label say?
Seriously I'd be keeping that sh*t quiet.
What's in the glass?
The scent
Madagascan vanilla & jasmine
40hrs
Burn time
100%
Soy wax
220g
Weight
Wax
100% soy wax
Vessel
Glass
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm

For the centenarian with a wicked sense of humour, this one goes straight in with ‘I’d be keeping that sh*t quiet’, flanked by the red 100 emoji and a couple of very loud exclamation marks. It’s the cheeky alternative to another fuss-free card at a 100th birthday party, whether it’s from grandchildren, great-grandchildren or the friend who’s known them since school. Bold, blunt and far more fun than a bouquet.