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Love You, Avoid The Bathroom

£16.99

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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.

Specifications
Wax
100% soy
Vessel
Hand-blown glass
Burn time
40 hours
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g

For the dad whose bathroom visits have become family legend: the label goes straight in with ‘only a fool would dare to enter a toilet after you’, set in cheeky, no-nonsense lettering. It’s a birthday gift that’ll get a proper laugh out of him before he pretends to be offended. Works just as well from the kids at Father’s Day, or as a joke present from a son or daughter who knows exactly what they’re dealing with.

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Your candle questions answered.

How does buy 2, get 1 free work?
Every candle is £16.99. Buy any 2 and the 3rd one is free. Mix any designs. It works for every 3 candles in your basket, and comes off by itself.
When will my order arrive?
Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday are sent the same day. Delivery is £3.99 for one candle and free on 2 or more, and you’ll see the available delivery options at checkout. Delivery dates are estimates, so please allow extra time during busy periods.
Can I send it straight to the recipient?
Yes. Enter their address as the delivery address at checkout. The candle arrives in its own presentation tube.
What does this label say?
Dad I love you but only a fool would dare to enter a toilet after you.
What's in the glass?
The scent
Madagascan vanilla & jasmine
40hrs
Burn time
100%
Soy wax
220g
Weight
Wax
100% soy wax
Vessel
Glass
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm

For the dad whose bathroom visits have become family legend: the label goes straight in with ‘only a fool would dare to enter a toilet after you’, set in cheeky, no-nonsense lettering. It’s a birthday gift that’ll get a proper laugh out of him before he pretends to be offended. Works just as well from the kids at Father’s Day, or as a joke present from a son or daughter who knows exactly what they’re dealing with.