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Merry Christmas You Prick

£16.99

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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.

Specifications
Wax
100% soy
Vessel
Hand-blown glass
Burn time
40 hours
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g

For the partner whose banter is the love language: a grinning cactus, tongue out, tangled in multicoloured fairy lights and sat in a terracotta pot, with ‘Merry Christmas, you prick’ printed underneath. Slip it into a stocking for your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife, or hand it over at the Secret Santa swap when a straight-faced card simply won’t do. A sprig of holly keeps things just about festive.

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Your candle questions answered.

How does buy 2, get 1 free work?
Every candle is £16.99. Buy any 2 and the 3rd one is free. Mix any designs. It works for every 3 candles in your basket, and comes off by itself.
When will my order arrive?
Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday are sent the same day. Delivery is £3.99 for one candle and free on 2 or more, and you’ll see the available delivery options at checkout. Delivery dates are estimates, so please allow extra time during busy periods.
Can I send it straight to the recipient?
Yes. Enter their address as the delivery address at checkout. The candle arrives in its own presentation tube.
What does this label say?
Merry Christmas, you prick
What's in the glass?
The scent
Madagascan vanilla & jasmine
40hrs
Burn time
100%
Soy wax
220g
Weight
Wax
100% soy wax
Vessel
Glass
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm

For the partner whose banter is the love language: a grinning cactus, tongue out, tangled in multicoloured fairy lights and sat in a terracotta pot, with ‘Merry Christmas, you prick’ printed underneath. Slip it into a stocking for your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife, or hand it over at the Secret Santa swap when a straight-faced card simply won’t do. A sprig of holly keeps things just about festive.