Merry Kiss My
4.7 · 2,056 store reviewsBy soon · free delivery £50+
This candle says: Merry kiss my ass.
Buying for a few people? Any 4 candles, £50.
Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For the couple whose Christmas cards run more sarcastic than sentimental: a black cat in a red Santa hat delivers ‘Merry kiss my ass’ with a star twinkling on its fur and a holly-trimmed question mark alongside. Slip it into a stocking for your husband, wife, girlfriend or boyfriend, or hand it over at a Secret Santa where the cat lover in the room will claim it first. Cheeky, festive and very much aimed at someone who’ll laugh out loud.
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For the couple whose Christmas cards run more sarcastic than sentimental: a black cat in a red Santa hat delivers ‘Merry kiss my ass’ with a star twinkling on its fur and a holly-trimmed question mark alongside. Slip it into a stocking for your husband, wife, girlfriend or boyfriend, or hand it over at a Secret Santa where the cat lover in the room will claim it first. Cheeky, festive and very much aimed at someone who’ll laugh out loud.




