Ninetieth Birthday Humor
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This candle says: I'd have made this funnier, but at your age there's a chance you'll piss yourself. Happy 90th birthday.
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
A cheeky 90th birthday gift for someone who’d rather be teased than treated delicately: the handwritten line jokes ‘I’d have made this funnier, but at your age there’s a chance you’ll piss yourself.’ Perfect from grandchildren, a mischievous son or daughter, or the friends who’ve been ribbing each other for sixty years. Ideal for Nan, Grandad, Dad or Mum on the big day, at the party or tucked in beside the cards.
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A cheeky 90th birthday gift for someone who’d rather be teased than treated delicately: the handwritten line jokes ‘I’d have made this funnier, but at your age there’s a chance you’ll piss yourself.’ Perfect from grandchildren, a mischievous son or daughter, or the friends who’ve been ribbing each other for sixty years. Ideal for Nan, Grandad, Dad or Mum on the big day, at the party or tucked in beside the cards.
