





Not Pretending You're Best
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For the son who gives as good as he gets: the handwritten line reads ‘I’m not going to pretend you’re the best son because it’s your birthday’, and nothing more. It’s a birthday wind-up from mum or dad that lands better than a sentimental card, whether he’s turning 18, 21, 30 or pretending he’s stopped counting. Plain text, solid background, straight-faced delivery: he’ll laugh, then keep it on the shelf.
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Mix any designs and any occasions you like. Every candle after the fourth is £5 too, so eight candles is £70.
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For the son who gives as good as he gets: the handwritten line reads ‘I’m not going to pretend you’re the best son because it’s your birthday’, and nothing more. It’s a birthday wind-up from mum or dad that lands better than a sentimental card, whether he’s turning 18, 21, 30 or pretending he’s stopped counting. Plain text, solid background, straight-faced delivery: he’ll laugh, then keep it on the shelf.





