Parenting
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This candle says: Parenting (noun): The daily act of pretending to be in control. A complex blend of chaos, tears (yours and theirs), and YouTube. Fuelled by caffeine and the faint hope of an early bedtime.
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
Parenting, defined on the label as ‘the daily act of pretending to be in control’, a blend of chaos, tears (yours and theirs) and YouTube, run on caffeine and the hope of an early bedtime. Give it to new parents, a sister in the toddler years, or a friend who has stopped answering messages before nine at night.
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Parenting, defined on the label as ‘the daily act of pretending to be in control’, a blend of chaos, tears (yours and theirs) and YouTube, run on caffeine and the hope of an early bedtime. Give it to new parents, a sister in the toddler years, or a friend who has stopped answering messages before nine at night.
