





Reason I Don't Punch People
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For the desk neighbour who talks you down from the brink: ‘You’re the reason I don’t punch people at work’, printed above a teal mug crammed with scissors, pens, pencils and a stress-relieving smiley ball, with a sprig of holly for good measure. Ideal for Secret Santa, the office gift exchange, or a thank-you to the colleague who fields your eye-rolls across the desk all year. Cheeky, affectionate, and entirely deserved.
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For the desk neighbour who talks you down from the brink: ‘You’re the reason I don’t punch people at work’, printed above a teal mug crammed with scissors, pens, pencils and a stress-relieving smiley ball, with a sprig of holly for good measure. Ideal for Secret Santa, the office gift exchange, or a thank-you to the colleague who fields your eye-rolls across the desk all year. Cheeky, affectionate, and entirely deserved.





