Saggy Birthday
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This candle says: ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO SAGGY TITS HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
The line is the gift: ‘ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO SAGGY TITS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY’, with one loose doodle to match it. Strictly for close friends and sisters with the same sense of humour, handed over at a birthday where the cards have already been rude. Not one for your nan.
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The line is the gift: ‘ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO SAGGY TITS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY’, with one loose doodle to match it. Strictly for close friends and sisters with the same sense of humour, handed over at a birthday where the cards have already been rude. Not one for your nan.
