Seventieth Is The New
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This candle says: 70 is the new what the fuck
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For the 70th birthday guest of honour who’d rather laugh than be handled gently: the label says ‘70 is the new what the fuck’ in plain modern type, no fuss, no soft-focus sentiment. Hand it over from the grandkids, the golf lot or the friends who’ve known them since their twenties. It suits a milestone dinner, a surprise party or a card that needed something ruder beside it.
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For the 70th birthday guest of honour who’d rather laugh than be handled gently: the label says ‘70 is the new what the fuck’ in plain modern type, no fuss, no soft-focus sentiment. Hand it over from the grandkids, the golf lot or the friends who’ve known them since their twenties. It suits a milestone dinner, a surprise party or a card that needed something ruder beside it.





