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Son Hungry Thirsty Wifi Issues

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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.

Specifications
Wax
100% soy
Vessel
Hand-blown glass
Burn time
40 hours
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g

For the son who surfaces from his room on strictly three occasions: the label jokes about a lad ‘often only seen when hungry, thirsty or having wifi issues’, with a game controller and a red door swung open onto a green wall. A cheeky birthday gift from parents who miss him between snack runs, and just as fitting for Christmas, a moving-out present, or a nudge to a student son who never rings home.

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How does the multi-buy work?
Your first candle is £20, your second is £15, and every candle after that is £10, taken off automatically in your basket.

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When will my order arrive?
Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday are sent the same day. Delivery is free on orders over £25, and you’ll see the available delivery options at checkout. Delivery dates are estimates, so please allow extra time during busy periods.
Can I send it straight to the recipient?
Yes. Enter their address as the delivery address at checkout. The candle arrives in its own presentation tube.
What does this label say?
To a son often only seen when hungry, thirsty or having wifi issues!
What's in the glass?
The scent
Madagascan vanilla & jasmine
40hrs
Burn time
100%
Soy wax
220g
Weight
Wax
100% soy wax
Vessel
Glass
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm

For the son who surfaces from his room on strictly three occasions: the label jokes about a lad ‘often only seen when hungry, thirsty or having wifi issues’, with a game controller and a red door swung open onto a green wall. A cheeky birthday gift from parents who miss him between snack runs, and just as fitting for Christmas, a moving-out present, or a nudge to a student son who never rings home.