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Stale Ham Sandwich Human

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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.

Specifications
Wax
100% soy
Vessel
Hand-blown glass
Burn time
40 hours
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g

For the husband whose birthday deserves a proper roasting: the label calls him ‘a stale ham sandwich of a human’, complete with a cartoon butty, little steam wisps and a few small hearts to soften the blow. It’s the sort of insult only a wife can get away with, best handed over with the card he’ll pretend to be offended by. Ideal for the 30th, 40th or any birthday where sentiment alone would be far too suspicious.

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How does the multi-buy work?
Your first candle is £20, your second is £15, your third is £10, and your fourth is just £5. That is four candles for £50 instead of £80, taken off automatically in your basket.

Mix any designs and any occasions you like. Every candle after the fourth is £5 too, so eight candles is £70.

When will my order arrive?
Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday are sent the same day. Delivery is free on orders over £25, and you’ll see the available delivery options at checkout. Delivery dates are estimates, so please allow extra time during busy periods.
Can I send it straight to the recipient?
Yes. Enter their address as the delivery address at checkout. The candle arrives in its own presentation tube.
What does this label say?
Happy birthday to a stale ham sandwich of a human
What's in the glass?
The scent
Madagascan vanilla & jasmine
40hrs
Burn time
100%
Soy wax
220g
Weight
Wax
100% soy wax
Vessel
Glass
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm

For the husband whose birthday deserves a proper roasting: the label calls him ‘a stale ham sandwich of a human’, complete with a cartoon butty, little steam wisps and a few small hearts to soften the blow. It’s the sort of insult only a wife can get away with, best handed over with the card he’ll pretend to be offended by. Ideal for the 30th, 40th or any birthday where sentiment alone would be far too suspicious.