Stale Ham Sandwich Human
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This candle says: Happy birthday to a stale ham sandwich of a human
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For the husband whose birthday deserves a proper roasting: the label calls him ‘a stale ham sandwich of a human’, complete with a cartoon butty, little steam wisps and a few small hearts to soften the blow. It’s the sort of insult only a wife can get away with, best handed over with the card he’ll pretend to be offended by. Ideal for the 30th, 40th or any birthday where sentiment alone would be far too suspicious.
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For the husband whose birthday deserves a proper roasting: the label calls him ‘a stale ham sandwich of a human’, complete with a cartoon butty, little steam wisps and a few small hearts to soften the blow. It’s the sort of insult only a wife can get away with, best handed over with the card he’ll pretend to be offended by. Ideal for the 30th, 40th or any birthday where sentiment alone would be far too suspicious.
