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Still Pretending Spouse Anniversary

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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.

Specifications
Wax
100% soy
Vessel
Hand-blown glass
Burn time
40 hours
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g

For couples whose love language is mutual sarcasm: two hand-drawn cats, one black and thoroughly unimpressed, one cream-white with a curved tail, sit under a small red heart while the lettering asks ‘still pretending to like each other?’. Give it to your other half on your first anniversary or your fifteenth, or hand it to the married friends who bicker constantly and adore each other anyway. Cat owners will recognise both expressions immediately.

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How does the multi-buy work?
Your first candle is £20, your second is £15, your third is £10, and your fourth is just £5. That is four candles for £50 instead of £80, taken off automatically in your basket.

Mix any designs and any occasions you like. Every candle after the fourth is £5 too, so eight candles is £70.

When will my order arrive?
Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday are sent the same day. Delivery is free on orders over £25, and you’ll see the available delivery options at checkout. Delivery dates are estimates, so please allow extra time during busy periods.
Can I send it straight to the recipient?
Yes. Enter their address as the delivery address at checkout. The candle arrives in its own presentation tube.
What does this label say?
Happy anniversary still pretending to like each other?
What's in the glass?
The scent
Madagascan vanilla & jasmine
40hrs
Burn time
100%
Soy wax
220g
Weight
Wax
100% soy wax
Vessel
Glass
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm

For couples whose love language is mutual sarcasm: two hand-drawn cats, one black and thoroughly unimpressed, one cream-white with a curved tail, sit under a small red heart while the lettering asks ‘still pretending to like each other?’. Give it to your other half on your first anniversary or your fifteenth, or hand it to the married friends who bicker constantly and adore each other anyway. Cat owners will recognise both expressions immediately.