Thirtieth Birthday Fossil
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This candle says: Happy 30th birthday you fucking fossil! Here lies your twenties
Buying for a few people? Any 4 candles, £50.
Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For the friend hitting thirty who’d rather be roasted than sent flowers: the label declares ‘Here lies your twenties’, with a spiral-shell fossil set in stone and a skeleton hand clawing its way up through the grass under cartoon clouds. Ideal for a best mate, a sibling or a colleague who dishes it out as good as they get. Hand it over at the pub, the party or the surprise breakfast ambush.
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For the friend hitting thirty who’d rather be roasted than sent flowers: the label declares ‘Here lies your twenties’, with a spiral-shell fossil set in stone and a skeleton hand clawing its way up through the grass under cartoon clouds. Ideal for a best mate, a sibling or a colleague who dishes it out as good as they get. Hand it over at the pub, the party or the surprise breakfast ambush.
