Thirtieth Birthday Parent Joke

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For the daughter turning thirty who’d rather be teased than fussed over: the label breaks it gently with ‘Bad news: you’re 30’, before pointing out she’ll never be as old as her parents. A cartoon girl in a tiara and sunglasses holds court among pink hearts and little sparkles, which is roughly how she’ll be behaving on the day. A cheeky milestone birthday gift from mum and dad, or from a sister who’s next in line.