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Thirtieth Brother Roast

£16.99

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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.

Specifications
Wax
100% soy
Vessel
Hand-blown glass
Burn time
40 hours
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g

For the brother who'd be suspicious of anything sincere: this one opens with 'the best brother in the world', then whips it away with a cheerful 'only joking, you massive twat'. Little sparkle bursts and a hand-drawn swoosh keep the whole thing looking far more affectionate than it reads. A solid 30th birthday wind-up from a sibling, whether you're the older one who knows too much or the younger one finally getting even.

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Your candle questions answered.

How does buy 2, get 1 free work?
Every candle is £16.99. Buy any 2 and the 3rd one is free. Mix any designs. It works for every 3 candles in your basket, and comes off by itself.
When will my order arrive?
Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday are sent the same day. Delivery is £3.99 for one candle and free on 2 or more, and you’ll see the available delivery options at checkout. Delivery dates are estimates, so please allow extra time during busy periods.
Can I send it straight to the recipient?
Yes. Enter their address as the delivery address at checkout. The candle arrives in its own presentation tube.
What does this label say?
Happy 30th birthday to the best brother in the world. Only joking, you massive twat!
What's in the glass?
The scent
Madagascan vanilla & jasmine
40hrs
Burn time
100%
Soy wax
220g
Weight
Wax
100% soy wax
Vessel
Glass
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm

For the brother who'd be suspicious of anything sincere: this one opens with 'the best brother in the world', then whips it away with a cheerful 'only joking, you massive twat'. Little sparkle bursts and a hand-drawn swoosh keep the whole thing looking far more affectionate than it reads. A solid 30th birthday wind-up from a sibling, whether you're the older one who knows too much or the younger one finally getting even.