Thirtieth Brother Roast

4.7 · 2,056 store reviews

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This candle says: Happy 30th birthday to the best brother in the world. Only joking, you massive twat!

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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.

Specifications
Wax
100% soy
Vessel
Hand-blown glass
Burn time
40 hours
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g

For the brother who gets suspicious the second you say something nice: the label starts with ‘the best brother in the world’, then wrecks it with ‘Only joking, you massive twat!’ A grinning little red devil with horns, hearts and sparkles keeps the insult firmly affectionate. Give it at his 30th from a sister or brother who has been winding him up since childhood, or pair it with the milestone birthday card.

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4.7 out of 5

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Frequently asked questions

Your candle questions answered.

How does the four for £50 offer work?
Add any four candles to your basket and the price drops to £50 automatically.

Take advantage of our best offer yet. Save a full £30 off your order when you buy four candles. On top of that, you’ll also get free delivery and the satisfying feeling that you’ve got four gifts sorted in one go.

When will my order arrive?
Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday are sent the same day. You’ll see the available delivery options at checkout. Delivery dates are estimates, so please allow extra time during busy periods.
Can I send it straight to the recipient?
Yes. Enter their address as the delivery address at checkout. The candle arrives in its own presentation tube.
Can I change the wording on the label?
No. Our labels are printed exactly as shown on the product page.
What if my candle arrives damaged?
Email support@makester.co.uk with your order number and a photo of the damage. We’ll arrange a replacement.
What's in the glass?
The scent
Madagascan vanilla & jasmine
40hrs
Burn time
100%
Soy wax
220g
Weight
Wax
100% soy wax
Vessel
Glass
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm

For the brother who gets suspicious the second you say something nice: the label starts with ‘the best brother in the world’, then wrecks it with ‘Only joking, you massive twat!’ A grinning little red devil with horns, hearts and sparkles keeps the insult firmly affectionate. Give it at his 30th from a sister or brother who has been winding him up since childhood, or pair it with the milestone birthday card.