Wise Woman's Happy Ending
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This candle says: A wise woman once said... fuck this shit and lived happily ever after.
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For the girlfriend whose patience ran out somewhere around last Tuesday: the label opens with ‘a wise woman once said…’ and finishes with language no birthday card would print, while a black cat sits upright beside it, thoroughly unbothered. Give it for her birthday, or as a quiet well done for leaving the job, the flatshare or the ex behind. Rude, fond and pitched exactly at her sense of humour.
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For the girlfriend whose patience ran out somewhere around last Tuesday: the label opens with ‘a wise woman once said…’ and finishes with language no birthday card would print, while a black cat sits upright beside it, thoroughly unbothered. Give it for her birthday, or as a quiet well done for leaving the job, the flatshare or the ex behind. Rude, fond and pitched exactly at her sense of humour.
