Christmas Gifts for Son & Daughter-in-Law

Buying for your son and his wife together? You're in the right place. Whether they are hosting this year, coming to you, or squeezing in both families in one day, there's a candle here for the two of them.

Want something daft? 'Wishing the pear of you a lovely time' and 'merry Christmas two ewes' are the puns. Something warmer? There are just as many, including one that quietly drops the in-law: 'merry Christmas, son and "daughter"'.

One gift between them, or hers wrapped separately with this on top. Pick the one that sounds like you.