Christmas Gifts from the Dog

Want the dog to get someone a present this year? You're in the right place. Whether it's for their owner, the vet, the groomer or the dog walker, there's a candle here written from the dog.

After a laugh? Plenty deliver, like 'All I want for Christmas is fox poo' and 'Merry Christmas and thanks for picking up my stinky'. Something fonder? There are just as many, including 'I met you, I licked you, I love you, I'm keeping you'.

Christmas Day, or a thank you at the end of the year. Have a look and pick the one that sounds like your dog.